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Mick Hotrod with the Dad Bod Rory ([personal profile] pyrogue) wrote2016-05-25 09:32 pm
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If you're looking for Mick Rory, you're getting warmer.

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itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
real talk how do you not set literally everything on fire even when you super want to
itistolaugh: (That is a hot dick and water stew.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah but you only burned down the one house so clearly youve got more control than me

im trying to buy a lapdance for crane how okay do you think i am
itistolaugh: Good job Marco Polo you're almost there. (You're the captain of your body.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fear gas doesn't work on her, so she is having a hard time seeing that as a consequence. Objectively she can almost see why it's a bad thing, if she squints, but right now it sounds like a fun party.]

jeffs gone
itistolaugh: (That is a hot dick and water stew.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
long enough hes not just ignoring his phone
not long enough he couldnt still come back

i hate waiting and not knowing
im not patient AT ALL
very surprising
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
well my project WAS operation lapdance but you shot that down

we should really have that support group
itistolaugh: (People Eating Tasty Animals?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
if its at the barcade it can be a support group AND a lapdance
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
james would be the one in the g-string for tips and you know it
itistolaugh: Never bunt. (Bunting: Premature Ejaculation.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
hes got some good moves
i might still have video
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Looking at cat balls)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
uh why wouldnt i
we hooked up on the reg when i first got here
there was even a sexy whirlwind trip to key west to steal flamingos
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
we werent like a Thing with a capital T
we figured out pretty quick we're better as just friends
even though the sex was crazy acrobatic
itistolaugh: I got some. I keep it in my skinny jeans. (Hey. You want some butt?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
we absolutely did it in the ball pit btw
you should ask him about hungry hungry hippos sometime
;)
itistolaugh: with his love goose. (Going shopping at antique markets)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
lol yeah we got real nasty in there
itistolaugh: Never bunt. (Bunting: Premature Ejaculation.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
so anyway we're definitely down for the support group right?

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