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[pyrogue]

If you're looking for Mick Rory, you're getting warmer.

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[h2no]

YOU AND MAXIE HIT IT OFF, RIGHT?
I JUST GOT A NEW FIRE PIT.
YOU GUYS CAN COME FOR A SMALL COOKOUT AND ALSO HAVE FUN WITH FIRE.
I'M LIVING RIGHT NEXT TO A RIVER WITH 3 SHARKS THAT CAN SHOOT WATER HARDER THAN A FIRE TRUCK AND I GOT A BUNCH OF SAND SO YOU TWO CAN REALLY HAVE SOME FUN.

SORRY, BRO, HE'S NOT VERY SOCIAL AND I'VE DECIDED THIS IS HAPPENING. HE NEEDS A FRIEND LIKE YOU.

[pyrogue]

He seemed social enough to me. Why do you think he needs a friend?

[ No, Mick, that's just because you instantly found something to bond over. ]

That sounds great, actually! I really need to release some steam.

[h2no]

I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR DECADES. BELIEVE ME, HE IS NOT.
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS AND HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ACT LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN AROUND ME, BECAUSE WE DON'T SHARE ALL OF THE SAME INTERESTS.
SOMETHING HAPPEN?

[pyrogue]

Man, decades? I dunno if I've known anyone for decades.

What kinda stuff he into that you're not?

Yeah. Len's been ported out for a while.

[h2no]

WE HAVE A LONG AND COMPLICATED HISTORY I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT LATER. WHICH WOEFULLY INVOLVES STUFF HE'S INTO THAT I'M NOT.

SHIT. SORRY, BRO. YOU WANNA COME OVER NOW? I'M HERE ALONE. WE CAN ROAST SOME MARSHMALLOWS OR JUST STARE AND APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF FIRE.

[look mick's helped him so much in the past archie would be remiss to fail in return.]

[pyrogue]

Man, decades is a bit out of my experience but I get long and complicated. Got way too many of those.

That sounds real good right about now, actually.

[h2no]

I'M OPENING THE MARSHMALLOW BAG RIGHT NOW.
I HAVEN'T STARTED THE FIRE.
I CAN SEND CROBAT TO PICK YOU UP IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO SCREAM WHILE FLYING.

[pyrogue]

It can do that? You can do that? I mean, I've had worse transportation. You try getting Weather Wizard to get you places.



Can I start the fire?

[h2no]

HE'S BIG ENOUGH TO CARRY ME AND SOMEONE ELSE. VERY STRONG BOY. EXTREMELY GOOD.

OF COURSE YOU CAN. I EVEN HAVE LIKE 3 DIFFERENT FIRE STARTING TOOLS AS WELL AS REGULAR STUFF. YOU CAN START IT TEN TIMES IF YOU WANT.

[pyrogue]

If you say so. I'll trust you, but just so you know if I die and the nanites bring me back I'm going to punch you in the kisser.

Hell yeah, you're the best.

[h2no]

IF YOU HURT MY CROBAT I'LL MURDER YOU, SO WE'RE EVEN.

HE'LL BE THERE IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES. HE FLIES FAST, SO IF HE STARTS GETTING TOO FAST JUST SCREAM OR SOMETHING.

[pyrogue]

Really filling me with confidence here.

[h2no]

I'M KIDDING, CROBATS ARE SOME OF THE SMARTEST BREEDS OF POKEMON. HE FULLY UNDERSTANDS HUMAN SPEECH.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM. JUST SAY SLOW DOWN.