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[pyrogue]

If you're looking for Mick Rory, you're getting warmer.

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[pyrogue]

I'd love to help, Arch, but maybe there's a better place to get one? Ikea's kinda a no-go.

[h2no]

probably let me look online
why no tho?

[pyrogue]

I kind of






got banned

[h2no]

story!! story!! tell me instantly oh my god

[pyrogue]

So I just needed a bookcase, right? Got way too many romance novels, Len thinks they're funny and buys em for me sometimes.

But I was there after work, had a long, bad day and was stressed out.

I keep matches in my pocket. Just to... play with. I wasn't going to burn nothing down. But I started, you know, fidgeting with one. Sat down on one of the couches to test it out and forgot I wasn't in a real living room for a while. Someone saw me light the match. Didn't even realize I did it! I didn't light anything on fire!

All that pine and beech, known pyro with a match? Got kicked out real fast. Not allowed back. In any of them.

[h2no]

ugh that's stupid sorry
they won't be getting my business. cowards.

i looked online and their shit isn't that good anyway
homestead?

[pyrogue]

Nah, don't worry about it. What if you really wanted a futon couch? Then what would you do?

Honestly I could probably build you a bbq better and cheaper than any of them. I know my stuff.

[h2no]

for real? shit bro
i'll pay you to do that
i trust you more than mass produced crap
maybe we could finally have that cook out with you and maxie huh?

[pyrogue]

You don't need to pay me, but maybe cover the supplies?

Sounds good to me. I love a good barbecue, fuck this time of year.

[h2no]

of course
just let me know what you need
and don't worry about cost

psshh i still go to the beach this time of year
who cares about temperature
we'd have the fire and camerupt to keep us warm anyway
i think it'd be nice to have a bbq in the snow.
maybe i could put a slatted roof on the back porch so the pit can be under it and also not set fire to it
what'd you reckon?